madqueenalanna:

*to the tune of barbie girl* i’m a garbage man,, in a garbage can

me: I’m so busy with school and work I don’t have time for like, anything

me: lays in bed for 3 hours in the afternoon fucking around on the internet

avatarstateyipyip:

friends: what do you want to do?
my brain: die
me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair

meilute02:

*looks in the mirror* hm. dont kno who that is but they look fuckt up