queue your paradoxes – Page 2

someone: *shows me the slightest sign of affection*

me: i would die for u

oh it’s st. Patrick’s day, you know what that means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

someone: *shows me the slightest sign of affection*

me: i would die for u

i build my snowmen with only 1 arm because if it comes to life and tries to kill me it’ll be easier to stop but if we fall in love we can still hold hands

blackgirlvevo:

Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father.
Luke: Daddy
Darth Vader: What the fuck

nunc-iam-illa-non-vult:

I have been abbreviating Julius Caesar as “JC” in my notes all quarter, so now when I write jfc (formerly jesus fucking christ) I read it as “julius fucking caesar,” and I’ve decided to adopt that as my new favorite profanity

litlanac:

simple and effective ways to deal with stress include AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!