pregnantseinfeld:

anarchomoop:

pregnantseinfeld:

Stuff like Alexa and Google home are obviously spying on ya, but I feel like I can’t make fun of people who buy them cause it’s not as if we aren’t under constant survellience in a thousand other ways anyway

A fridge can probably snitch on you

As far as things that are definitely spying on you go, Alexa and Google Home are fairly convenient and useful, unlike, say, Tumblr.

A Fed having to read my blog would be it’s own kind of karmic justice

auntie-diluvian:

auntie-diluvian:

auntie-diluvian:

auntie-diluvian:

funcking. souldmate au where. you share a coke. at some point. with. your soulmate?? has ummmmm their name on it. yeah

fucking corporate hellscape where coca cola buys exclusive rights to soulmate matching technology and uses it to combat declining soda sales as more people swear off soda for health reasons

how will you ever find your soulmate now if you don’t drink coke???

we are all coke’s bitch, for love

That is, until one brave teen, Sprite Pepsi, discovers th

a SHOCKING image from the revolution