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💖: cries easily, a lover of sunsets and pink skies, tries to look on the positive side, nervous about ordering food, cozy and soft aesthetic, nostalgic
💓: self aware, loves learning new things, motivated by other people, perfectionist, loves aesthetics and stationery, procrastinates often, best fashion sense
💞: loves to laugh, prefers company to solitude, affectionate, loves taking care of their friends, feels guilty a lot, worried that they’re not good enough
❤️: drinks coffee, classic style, likes red lipstick and roses, dislikes change, misunderstood because they can be quiet, either passionate or apathetic
💘: loves adventures, listens to music on high volume, moody and kind of unpredictable, short attention spans, doesn’t like silence, hearts of gold
💝: sarcastic but kind, just wants to have a good time, dislikes confrontation, laughs at everything, forgets to drink water, gives the best hugs
Aquarius: “At age six, I was born without a face.”
Pisces: “I’m gonna fear-barf…as a self-defense mechanism.”
Aries: “I’ll light whoever the fuck I want on fire.”
Taurus: “Hey, Dan. I just shit myself so bad that I sobered up from the opium!”
Gemini: “Suck my nuts, you dickless crawdad.”
Cancer: “Dude, just…just pity laugh, at least.”
Leo: “I am a strong, independent nutsack who don’t need no balls!”
Virgo: “Life is conflict and pain.”
Libra: “I get horny when you get confused.”
Scorpio: “You know what’s really shitty about this game? how fun it is.”
Sagittarius: “My entire life has just been one spicy tit after another.”
Capricorn: “Wow. That’s pretty profound. I actually kinda relate to that.”
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