yall keep going on about tops and bottoms like,,,what are we, heterosexuals???? being gay was invented so that everyone gets to nut

7 pictures from 2017 bc @iwasonceadonut wanted us all to match i guess lmao
i dont think ive ever posted a picture of me before so i picked the ones that best represent me like dogs and vore 🤗 happy new year yall

ICON!!!!!! ICONIC!!!!! ICONIQUE!!!!!!! 🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾 I’M OUT HERE POPPING BOTTLES FOR MY BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS!!!!!

iwasonceadonut:

merry chrysler from my messy ass and @philipsgay’s to yours

messy chrimss

Why especially gay girls? Why not love all girls equally ☺️

tinydamianwayne:

i cant date straight girls

week 1 of friendship: this is a cool person
week 30 of friendship: this is a gay egg

philipsgay:

HI ITS @know-your-paradoxes’s BIRTHDAY PLS SEND THEM HAP BIRTHS !!!!!

um???? who allowed @philipsgay to be this???? good???? and cool???? and precious???? a cherished friend???

Source: melt-banana

philipsgay:

when u and one of ur favorite people try to write a fic but dont have a DAMN ICE BREAKER

tfw you write a typical fanfic

The Signs as Shadowhunters Boys

Aries: Valentine Morgenstern
Taurus: Jordan Kyle
Gemini: Alec Lightwood
Cancer: Hodge Starkweather
Leo: Jace Wayland
Virgo: Raphael Santiago
Libra: Luke Garroway
Scorpio: Jonathan Morgenstern
Sagittarius: Simon Lewis
Capricorn: Magnus Bane
Aquarius: Max Lightwood
Pisces: Meliorn

callout post for @philipsgay: said this