mcdoon-everyoneelse:

Aries:Oh so you think that you’re better than me because you can read? Well get out of my book store! We don’t like your kind in here anyway.

Taurus:you think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn’t. It just makes them dead.

Gemini:A song is a dick in sheep’s clothing. A song means a dick is on the way

Cancer:God did it to us, damn him to hell.

Leo:I heard Joey Richter cries in the choir room.

Virgo:That is a boss Zefron poster.

Libra:I’m Bruce Man. I mean. I’m Bat Wayne. FUCK!

Scorpio:Thank you sir. I am a tough bitch.

Sagittarius:You are not permitted to touch!

Capricorn:Looks like you guys are up to your old Twix

Aquarius:So, you guys like Star Wars jokes?

Pisces: I did not fuck a tiger!!!