Favorite major character: Zazzalil because yes. and also!!!! Emberly!!! she’s a major character in my heart
Favorite minor character: DUCKER! he is lord. duck is lord. he is lord lord lord, duck is lord. AND CHORN. OH YEAH ALSO SMELLY-BALLS HE’S MY FCUKIGN FAVE
Favorite ensemble song: The Night Belongs to Snarl, it’s so good
Favorite small ensemble (duet, trio, etc.) song: Together, the badass bisexuals are here and they’re ready to fight a giant cat. ALSO!! PAINT HOW YOU SEE ME BECAUSE IT’S SO CUTE
Favorite solo: listen, Chorn is basically a solo, right? if not, then definitely Jemilla’s Lament
Favorite quote: the sun, is a man. he’s a cowardly man. and every night i make him go down by yelling at him like this! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Favorite scene: all of it. uhhhhh, the ending where Jemilla and Zazzalil get married because that’s all i wanted
Favorite gif/image:
Overall thoughts on the musical: i love my polyamorous bisexual cave wives
Anything else related to the musical you want to know about: i would like you all to know that i ship Zazzalil, Jemilla, and Keeri all together because they’re all poly and good. also i would die for Smelly-Balls
“a song is often a prelude… to a dick. and if you ever have trouble, just remember this song-”
the entirety of You’ve Gotta Go
honey. i can hear what dogs can hear. i can fly. JACK BAUER CAN FLY.
i’m bruce man. shit, i mean bat wayne. FUCK
“what’s that name” TIGER FUCKER “NO!”
i am woman, hear me SMASH.
What are you? Nuts? Beautiful? More like “supermegafoxyawesomehot”!
i consider myself to be a very reasonable uptight bitch.
oH yOu ThInK yOu’Re BeTtEr ThAn Me JuSt BeCaUsE yOu CaN rEaD? wElL tHeN gEt OuT oF mY bOoKsToRe
those are stretch marks. they happen.
what the HELL is a HUFFLEPUFF
not everyone’s perfect like me. that’s why i’m holding out for a 10. because i’m worth it.
Nice try, you’ve got an F on your shirt, dumbass.
“you guys. go get snacks- oh shit we barricaded the door”
it’s just like, i can’t get her out of my head, and every time i look at her i get these pains in my chest and i just know it’s her fault, that bitch
I AM STILL IN A RAGE AND THIS IS STILL THE MADDEST I HAVE EVER BEEN.
“i wanna be a modern dancer!” that’s a super weird thing to say that came out of nowhere! 😀
i’m sorry but all we can offer you at T.G.I. Fridays is lukewarm service and a forced fun atmosphere!
God’s not up here. Only Batman.
MuGgLeS hAvE tHeIr PlAcE. mUdBlOoDs HaVe ThEiR pLaCe. AnD sO dO yOuR cLoThEs. NaMeLy, In A dReSsEr!!!
you’d think killing people would make people like you… but it doesn’t………… it just makes people dead
HE IS LORD. DUCK IS LORD.
literally all of sweet tooth’s candy based puns
Essentially the entirety of Pays to Be an Animal
what is it, snoop dogg? “you’ve got a phone call, mothafucka.”
any time that Denise says “i’m your mommy now” in Firebringer
FIRESHITTER FIRESHITTER FIRESHITTER
but how do i kill the children. i don’t want to hurt them.
I’m not dangerous! And I’m also not homeless… anymore.
three cheers for captain marvel!
Jeff Blim is essentially a goldmine, he’s so good, and yes, this is just a vague @ the scene where he acts out both of Aladdin’s conflicting personalities
MOM???? YOU’RE DATING CEDRIC????????
I’m just your everyday, working class, blue collar gay guy with a beard.
sometimes you accidentally kill your whole family.
Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me.
we TRUSTED YOU ZAZZALIL!
who the fuck are you
anything that Smelly-Balls says. Comedy gold.
drop the attitude harry potter. you’re acting like Garfield on a Monday.
Darren: >:o
I once had a flirtatious relationship with a stack of hay, but that was kinda strange because that stack of hay was my cousin.
a horse ate my cousin. me and horses got a feud.
that thing is an R-O-B-O-T
you can’t fool me with numbers, Krayonder
you could go next door and see something professional, we wouldn’t blame you a bit, sitting through this oreSHIT
the entire scene of jeff blim reenacting two separate personalities from twisted, but especially the callback to “you live here?” “i’m squattin’ here” where he’s “but i live here” “NOOOOOOOO you’re just squattin’ here”
joe walker’s Royal Vizier makeup, specifically the lipstick damn it’s good
the way that dylan says “a song is often a prelude…………… to a DIACK”
robert manion, just in general. the one hit wonder that i fell in love with throughout the course of the musical
jim pavolo!!! i love him so much??? that deep voice can straight up eviscerate me and i would say thank you and sorry for inconveniencing him
the way that they say “totties” i’m just screeching it’s so cute and also hilarious
in the same vein, the little gestures that jeff does when he’s explaining about the princess
SHOW ME YOUR MAGIC CARPET
in the opening number when lauren asks “why is every one in the kingdom white” and jeff in the background just “mostly welsh actually”
“they’re stretch marks. they happen.”
he fucked a tigerrrrrrrrrr~
joe’s little “what” after they call him a tiger fucker for the last time
“usually when you poison my wine it means you wanna talk what’s up are you mad at me”
rachael forgetting aladdin’s name and spelling it wrong because that’s the cutest shit ever i’m sobbing
mrs. robinson you’re trying to seduce me.
“this wouldn’t have happened if you’d fixed the socio-economic inequality like you’d promised, ja’far”
dylan’s face after jim walks in after a song is a dick in sheep’s clothing
It is you, you’re just wearing different clothes.
how fucking attractive jeff blim is, i’m actually screeching he’s a hot boy
take off your clothes
I’M GONNA LIVE FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
robert doing the wooshy noises of the carpet
“do you think ja’far could be right about aladdin?” (multiple yes answers, cameraman nods)
one person in the crowd says “i don’t think so”
“ME NEITHER!”
hey where do hippopotamuses come from? “africa” SEE YOU’D FUCKING KNOW THAT YOU SORCERER
it’s simple chemistry
aU cOnTrAiRe
demONIC FURNITURE
i only wished to have a COAT made out of PUPPIES
why would you do that?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
that’s insane! that’s insane.
denise’s little “but. but the puppy coat. the puppy coat”
Oh. Didn’t my tiger eat your ass? (beat) TIGER FUCKER TIGER FUCKER TIGER FUCKER
bring achmed his tiger and nobody gets hurt-
SHUT UP. STOP IT.
ja’far? Ja’farrr. Ja’FAR!
BEHOLD!!! BEHOLD!!!!!!! BEHOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the Djinn being super in awe of the audience
“i’ve got to become” a Dickfor. “what’s a dick for?” BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE- oh shit (trips over cape)
youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. you’re the guy who killed my parents.
wait. if i’m you? then that means. i KiLlEd My PaReNtS?
“what’re you gonna do with the lamp?” WISH FOR STUFF jACKASS!!!!!!!
ok jesus christ i don’t know what’s going on here
ja’far! you’re like. a devil guy.
the smug lil look on rachael’s face after she buys the entirety of Pixar to end the war
“don’t you mean….. princess?”
“oh. i am so sorry, princess.”
darn tootin.
joe’s tiny “wait what happened to ja’far?”
RACHAEL’S LITTLE “you’re a diamond in the rough” BECAUSE I DIDN’T NEED MY FUCKING HEART
phenomenal cosmic powers. shitty, shitty living space.
“and may the rats ejaculate upon you”
maybe if you kept your face out of that motherfucking book like ok belle go back to reading
the very subtle gayness of abdul and the captain before abdul dies it’s so cute and pure and i sob
first i lost her to the sultan. then i lost her to heaven. DAMN DYLAN YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO GO THAT HARD AND YET
the one line that Jim sings all by himself “’cause you STOLE my DAUGHTER’S HYMEN” and it’s surprisingly soulful
jezebel??!??!?!??!?!?
it’s enough to make me wish i were lowly and poor……… but like. with money!
joe walker just in general he kinda stole the show for me a lil because he’s so good at playing villains especially prince achmed
uh huh. we put them in burlap sacks and beat them until they were dead.
yep. out of the highest window of the highest tower.
dylan’s little high note at the end of “1001 Nights”
Science says you’re dead and gone forever, reason says I’m talking to the air…
thanks Dylan you’ve hurt me again
“is your penis an innie or an outie.”
OH YEAH ALSO THE KISS AT THE END LIKE YEAH DYLAN AND MEREDITH GET SOME
The Entire Musical Folks Just Please Appreciate This Musical More It’s So Fucking Good
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