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7: “Stop looking at me like that. It was your fault, anyway.”

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“Seriously, Wilson??? You couldn’t hold off for like three seconds?”

“Jeez. I’m sorry. I thought I was only helping. Plus, it helped kick off the plot, so you’re welcome. Stop looking at me like that. This totally ambiguous noodle incident was your fault, anyway.”

“Whatever. We are gonna be so dead once the others catch up to us.”

“Oh no, Deadpool accidentally shot some people when he wasn’t supposed to! Boohoo, spending time with him is such torture, my Uncle Ben is dead, woe is me. What else is new? This is what you signed up for. All part of the job, Spidey.”

“You know, you’re a real piece of work, don’t you?”

“Yeah. I’m also a real piece of ass. But I suppose you have no interest in that either.”

“I hate you. So much.”

“Aww, thanks, snookums. But we don’t have time right now. We gotta go. Do the webby thingy.”

“Why did I even agree to do any of this?”

“Hate to break it to you, darlin’, but I’m not going anywhere for a LONG time. I think I’ve finally found the one!”

“I swear to God if you don’t stop babbling I will turn this web around.”

“Look! Spidey made a funny!”

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“I don’t know who you think you are, but if you think for a single second that I’m going to put up with anymore of your crap, you’re dead wrong.”

“What’s the matter?”

“YOU! IT’S YOU! YOU’RE THE MATTER!”

“What do you mean, I’m the matter? Is that a romantic metaphor I spidey-sense?”

“Look, we’re on solid ground now. Just… leave me alone. I need some time to just calm down.”

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“I’m not going anywhere, Spidey. You realize that, right? We’re partners now, whether you like it or not. I’m sorry, but I don’t make the rules.”

“I know, it’s just… Sorry in advance, but you can be really annoying.”

“No offense taken. I completely get it.”

“But… you’re not all that bad, I guess. You’re a funny guy.”

“You’re goddamn right I am.”

“Ha. Shut up…”

“No, YOU shut up…”

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“Did you just…?”

“Uh, I think I did?”

“Well, uh… that was… unexpected, to say the least…”

“I’m sorry, I just… I thought that maybe you’d picked up on my awkward flirting and-”

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“Yeah, I might’ve picked up on it a little.”

“Nice. Well, now that we’ve had this nice pep talk and the writer is out of ideas for us, how’s about we go kick some ass?”