American: Van Go!! 😀
British: Van Goff 🙂
Dutch: You ignorant fools! How dare you!
Dutch: It’s obviously pronounced Van GGCCHHHHOOOOOO o o o o o GGGGGGGGCCHCHHHHHgggg*gurgling*CHHCHHHH*choking noises*ggGGGGCHCHHkkkkKKHHhH
Tag: queue your paradoxes
how the fuck did we evolve grogginess, anyway. it seems EXTREMELY maladaptive
clearly waking up ought to flood us with adrenaline
i want to leap out of bed in the morning, screaming and ravenous
senpaimutual 