queue your paradoxes – Page 4

my circle so small i almost cut myself off

Me: I hate everything. My life is meaningless and full of sorrow. Our suffering will never end.
OTP: “becomes canon”
Me: I’ve seen the light. Everything in my existence makes sense now. Life is full of happiness and wonders. God is real.

Source: grraveryl

Source: thebestoftumbling

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay

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captioned-vines:

“ I am disgusted. I am revolted. I dedicate my entire life to our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, and this is the thanks I get?”

my-chemical-turtle:

THAT IS PATRICK STUMP IN THE CARTOON WE BARE BEARS, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???

Source: my-chemical-turtle

boob-sweat:

fudgernutter:

nashscribblings:

Note to boomers: no one speaks like this.

holy shit is this even real

have you kids GANKED that sick radical WI-FI from the CLOUD-O-STREAMER so we can LIMEWIRE a hot BOP

foxnewsofficial:

stop global warming i don’t look good in shorts

sniffing:

“i put the hot in psychotic!”