*points at screen* dat me

People:*laughing three blocks away from me*
Me:It’s me. They’re laughing at me…

this could be us but you playin

I don’t need a significant other just a significant income

when someone goes through your room and touches your stuff

team lowkey sad af but hiding it under a thick layer of sarcasm and memes

My Family: What are your plans for the future?

Me:

*to the tune of barbie girl* i’m a garbage man,, in a garbage can

me: I’m so busy with school and work I don’t have time for like, anything

me: lays in bed for 3 hours in the afternoon fucking around on the internet

friends: what do you want to do?
my brain: die
me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair

*looks in the mirror* hm. dont kno who that is but they look fuckt up