“tumblr is catholic now” tumblr became protestant don’t play
if tumblr was catholic you could pay for nsfw rights
a pussy indulgence, if you will
hewwo i’m procrastinating studying for a math test so @iwasonceadonut, you are both a true friend and an enabler
Name: bree/star/starboy (bree if we’re close or in like… formal situations? star or starboy for the rest!)
Gender: ya boi is nb. masculine-aligned. probably agender? idfk who am i
Star sign: leo/virgo cusp on the leo side. i know my moon is scorpio and my rising is libra but past that? fucj if i know
Height: 5′7″ but trying his best
Sexuality: panromantic ace (questioning if i might be demi? or gray-ace. anyway i think girls are Hot)
What image do you have as wallpaper?: kaito momota and shuuichi saihara bein gay. my lockscreen is the vocaloid kaito
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: uhhhh yes……. my high school band teacher………….
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?: idk pizza hut? just fuckin…. nommin? or writing music with a hot datefriend
If you could be anywhere else right now, where?: california or anywhere my friends are tbfh (california bc i’m a narcissist that wanna be a celeb babIEEEEE)
What’s your favorite 90s show?: ren & stimpy is the shit my fuckin dudes
Last kiss: like….. september/october of year before last? i don’t like counting it tho bc it was unwarranted and kinda icky
Have you ever been stood up?: i’ve never been on a date? and i never plan shit w/ friends bc all my irl friends hate me so *shrug emoji*
Have you ever been to las vegas?: real talk? gambling??? is an addiction that runs in my family and i would never want to go there bc it’s a bright scary loud area that makes me anxiety
Favorite pair of shoes?: i have a pair of gray boots with a bit of a heel on ‘em and i love them so fuckin much i rarely wear them but i love them so much
Favorite fruit?: hmmmmst’d’ve. i like oranges and pineapple. probably pineapple
Favorite book?:the gay ones. i really like (and this is gonna be cliche as fuck) the perks of being a wallflower by stephen chbosky, and i also really like will grayson, will grayson by john green and david levithan
Stupidest thing you’ve ever done?: someone called me a pussy in home ec class so to prove them wrong i broke an egg onto the floor, scooped it up in my hand, and put it in my mouth. at least i proved i wasn’t a pussy tho
FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE! If you’re dumb enough to buy a car this weekend, you’re a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell’s Cars! Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves! If you think you’re gonna find a bargain at Big Bill’s, you can kiss my ass! It’s hard to believe that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, you’ll fall for this bullshit, guaranteed! If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your UGLY ASS! Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife! We’ll fuck ‘er! That’s right! We’ll fuck your wife! Because in Big Bill Hell, you’re fucked six ways from Sunday! Take a hike, to Big Bill Hell’s, Home of Challenge Pissing! That’s right, ChallengePissing!How does it work?! If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get NO down payments! Don’t wait! Don’t delay! DON’T FUCK WITH US! Or we’ll rip your nuts off! At Big Bill Hell’s! The only dealer that tells you to fuck off! Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you write us a check! And it better not bounce or you’re a dead motherfucker!GO TO HELL!Big Bill Hell’s Cars! Baltimore’s filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland! GUARANTEED!
People say that there’s no incel in any way but sex but that’s not true. Anyone who toasts their bagels on any setting under 4 is an imbecile. It just makes mushy, slightly crispy, bread. With a hole in it. Why? Do you hate god? Do you hate yourself? Why must you spit on the ideals of the holy human race? People who do nothing more than butter it disgust me too. At least use it as a flavouring layer. Make it pop. Then add cream cheese. Peanut butter. Anything. Just a slightly toasted bagel with butter is just warm buttery bread. It’s smushy and disgusting, and frankly? Any time I see it, I lose my erection in the blink of an eye. You disgust me. Don’t even get me started on microwaving grilled cheese. Anyways, thank you, good night, ponies.
I know everyone realizes that disney amvs are a gold mine but as someone who has been collecting them for years I am telling you right now: the ones that blow up on tumblr are only the absolute tip of the iceberg.
here’s some personal favorites of mine. synopsis included.
keep in mind that none of these are parody videos. they’re all 100% serious I promise you
senpaimutual 