me – senpaimutual

microtear:

Me

positivity-center:

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ﾟ。you!! ｡ﾟ
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soulja boy tell em

*kicks door open* ^IGET A LITTLE BIT GENGHIS KH^{A^N}—— DON’T WANT YOU TO GET IT ON WITH NOBODY ELSE BUT M E ^(oo-oo-oo) WITH NOBODY ELSE BUT MEE-E-^{E-^E}

lumarios-kirby-fcs:

When you say the right words in the wrong order

frogparty:

frogparty:

one day i will. then you’ll see. you will all fucking see

this is the funniest reply everyone else go home

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas

double jointed

what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas

dead

drugs kill, kids

oscarwildeboytoy:

griffinmcelroyspisskink:

janecrocker:

e8luhs:

english teacher: *says abscond*

me, known homestuck:

Student: *says abscond*
Me, A Teacher:

[image description: first image is of Travis McElroy, a white man with short brown hair and a beard, with his head in his hand and looking stressed.

Second image is of Justin McElroy, a white man with short dark brown hair, standing in front a wall with a collage of Homestuck characters photoshopped onto it and saying, “It’s trash.”]

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