u can say what u want about brendon urie but the story about a little mormon boy that decided he wanted to be a glittery bisexual weed-smoking emo stripper really fuels me
❤️💓❤️💞❤️💗❤️💕❤️💘❤️💝❤️💖❤️💟❤️💗❤️💖❤️💖❤️💝❤️💞❤️💕❤️💓❤️💛💚💙💜💖iconic! goddess! im in love! you’re so cute girlfriend! be my straight wife! but only straight wife because I don’t want your husband Kevin to be mad and then that’ll ruin your marriage and your kids won’t be able to go to soccer practice anymore and then you’ll no longer be a soccer mom which honestly is the only thing going for you babe 😊😊😊 lov u too!
thanks debbie!!!! 😍❤️❣️💗💕💝🤗 hows ur mediocre sex life with your husband or did that finally die like ur marriage
oh Helen you’re so funny 😂😂❤️❤️. Everyone knows me and my husband just came back from a cruise in Europe 😍 and are expecting 👶 and are never happier💏. Imagine that even when I was cruising from Italy 🇮🇹 to France 🇫🇷 I heard that your husband was cheating on you with your babysitter 🤔🤔. How’s that’s going for you sweetie🤗? Remember if you need anything I’m here for you, straight wife 😊❤️💓🤗
Debbie 😳🤧 We didn’t want to tell you 🤭 but those were lies fabricated by your husband 😮because he’s been in love with me ‼️ for five years now 💞💕. So glad for your baby, straight wife🤰🏻!!!! I hope it doesnt take after its mother 🧟♀️😨💖🤗
Oh no honey 🍯 😂😂😂 actually. Your husband was cheating on you with my husband 😂😂😂 but my lovely Josh 💗💗💗 confessed to me about how your sinful husband was in love with his 🍆 😳 and I forgave him. and now because we’ve got rid of your sinful ways we’re more honest and in love 😍 ❤️ 💗with each other. Maybe check who told you those lies you’re spewing, maybe it’s an other one of those sinful gays. 😂😂 ofc I’m not homophobic🌈. I love love ❤️❤️❤️ especially me and Josh’s love ❤️❤️❤️ dw our baby will grow up to be the most amazing, kind and genius child, straight wife 🤗❤️💕
Debbie. Deborah. Sweaty. Your husband is gay 😳😳. Remember ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 love is love 🏳️🌈 and your husband 🧔🏽 loves men 🗣🗣. And while we’re at it 👀, the entire block knows that your baby 👶🏻 isn’t actually his 🙈🙈. Oh, and thanks 💯 for the cupcakes at the PTA meeting 🍰; my mouth was feeling a little too wet 💦 and they really helped dry that problem RIGHT UP 😩😩
Oh Helen. Helena. Babydoll 😂❤️❤️❤️. The only gay 🌈🌈🌈 here is your husband 🍆 and your slut of a daughter, Macey ✂️😳! Who I saw kissing the Jeffered’s daughter behind the local Walmart 😮😦! Takes after her father I see 😈👀❓Maybe your mouth was dry because of your lies not my amazing cupcakes which were better than your shitty casserole 😊. It didn’t even have pepper, god you’re so white and racist! 😂😂👏👏🤔🤔 The entire block knows that because my baby was sperm implanted due to my husband’s health issues you insensitive bitch! 🚫😔 I’m not a cheater like you 📝 and your sinful family 👀. Much Love, your straight wife🤗❤️
one time we had a free starz preview on our tv so we decided let’s watch the worst fucking thing we can find and there was a movie literally called “sssssss” about a scientist that turns his daughter’s boy toy into a fucking snake
we caught it at the precise fuckin moment that the dude is half man half snake and i think about it a lot
anyway it was made in 1973 and if you can i highly recommend this masterpiece of a movie if you’re not averse to body horror n shit
look at him. this is the face that caused me and my mother to laugh for a solid 45 minutes nonstop. this is him
update, after like 30 seconds of me posting this:
what the fuck
second update because y’all this keeps getting better and better:
the doctor’s name in this is fuckin, Dr. Stoner!!!!! this is beginning to sound more and more like folie a deux between me and my mother!!!! y’ALL!!!!!
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