I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.
thank you so much.
lesbians, lend me your strength
I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before
I am forever in your debt.
aces, lend me your strength
I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.
I owe you my life.
transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength
i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them
I could never thank you enough.
bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength
Gun
I am eternally grateful.
now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength
You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.
I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.
now,
hot take: trans-exclusionary radical feminists shouldn’t be allowed to go to pride because they’re a danger to trans people, the literal T in the acronym
replace the trans-exclusionary radfems with ace/aro people (the A in the acronym, because nobody fucking remembers that apparently) because the majority of them are LGBTQ+ identifying anyway and they face adversity from others and should have a safe space
fun fact: john cage (the avant-garde composer who made 4′33″ and Water Walk) and merce cunningham (an avant-garde choreographer) were not only partners, but lovers as well. they gay
I fucking hate the way this site glorifies gays. Gays are not something to be supporting or romanticizing. If we don’t stop the gays now they will merge into the solarcanon and destroy the fucking sun with their fucking gay beam, so stop fucking joking about it.