comprehensive list of things griffin’s oldest brother has done to him (wip)
- tricked him into eating raw shrimp out of his fridge under the guise that it was ceviche
- tricked him into eating raw fettuccine (several times)
- gave him ibs (due to aformentioned fettuccine)
- played a game with him when they were little that just involved attempting to hit griffin with a baseball bat
- told a liveshow audience that griffin had cholera
- forced him to smell his armpit because it “smelled like ketchup” (it did not smell like ketchup)
this is the face of a man who does not fear god, death, or griffin mcelroy’s seething rage
Tag: justin mcelroy
fav. mcelroy overviews
- american truck simulator: justin backseat drives. griffin has far, far too much power. high mortality rate.
- catlateral damage: genuinely a hostage situation.
- home improvisation: griffin tries his hand at furniture building, ends up with a future career in modern art.
- probably archery: definitely archery. a war between brothers.
- i expect you to die: griffin sets a lot of things on fire. justin is very tired.
- spooky’s house of jump scares: griffin is very, very brave.
- five nights at freddy’s 3: mostly just griffin screaming. solo run.
- five nights at freddy’s 2: griffin refuses to read the rules, justin tries not to sound scared. disaster.
- 1001 spikes/titan souls: justin is a monster [literally].
- plants vs. zombies: griffin spends most of his time pretending not to like the game as much as he does. justin simply doesn’t understand.
- neverending nightmares: actually a really poignant review of a very beautiful and very strange game. [tw: mental illness]
- girls club: justin tries to cheat his way into a perfect date. griffin is deeply offended by the whole concept.
- car mechanic simulator: griffin tries to crush himself underneath a car. justin pretends to know a lot more about cars than he actually does.
- goatz: griffin becomes a goat, immediately loses all semblance of a moral code.
- octodad: griffin flops around with mixed results. a dangerous bet is placed.
- tabletop simulator: griffin creates a board game with indiscernible rules. also, steve buscemi is there.
playlist here
I’m:
⚪ Straight
⚪ Gay
⚪ Asexaul
🔘 A teen just like you
🔘All about respect
🔘Abstinence until I die
me: I would die for you
Travis McElroy: I would never let that happen
me: I would die for you
Griffin McElroy: you will
me: I would die for you
Justin McElroy: Bold Of You to assume i would need saving
english teacher: *says abscond*
me, known homestuck:
Student: *says abscond*
Me, A Teacher:[image description: first image is of Travis McElroy, a white man with short brown hair and a beard, with his head in his hand and looking stressed.
Second image is of Justin McElroy, a white man with short dark brown hair, standing in front a wall with a collage of Homestuck characters photoshopped onto it and saying, “It’s trash.”]
DIE
Audio:
Griffin: Uh, this message is for Sunflower Station and it’s from…Sunflower Station. Who says, aw man, [deep breath] Hewwo? Hewwo, Mcewwoys?
I realized a while ago that these messages on their show cost 100 dollars. Someone payed 100 dollars to hear Griffin McElroy say hewwo and that person is so fucking valid









