taako-waititi:

slimeways:

comprehensive list of things griffin’s oldest brother has done to him (wip)

  • tricked him into eating raw shrimp out of his fridge under the guise that it was ceviche
  • tricked him into eating raw fettuccine (several times)
  • gave him ibs (due to aformentioned fettuccine)
  • played a game with him when they were little that just involved attempting to hit griffin with a baseball bat
  • told a liveshow audience that griffin had cholera
  • forced him to smell his armpit because it “smelled like ketchup” (it did not smell like ketchup)

this is the face of a man who does not fear god, death, or griffin mcelroy’s seething rage

fav. mcelroy overviews

sweetsunsister:

playlist here

oscarwildeboytoy:

griffinmcelroyspisskink:

janecrocker:

e8luhs:

english teacher: *says abscond*

me, known homestuck:

Student: *says abscond*
Me, A Teacher:

[image description: first image is of Travis McElroy, a white man with short brown hair and a beard, with his head in his hand and looking stressed.

Second image is of Justin McElroy, a white man with short dark brown hair, standing in front a wall with a collage of Homestuck characters photoshopped onto it and saying, “It’s trash.”]

@semeiotikos

briinya:

nerdofnerds:

thegestianpoet:

DIE

Audio: 

Griffin: Uh, this message is for Sunflower Station and it’s from…Sunflower Station. Who says, aw man, [deep breath] Hewwo? Hewwo, Mcewwoys?

I realized a while ago that these messages on their show cost 100 dollars. Someone payed 100 dollars to hear Griffin McElroy say hewwo and that person is so fucking valid