SMASH MOUTH BEEFS WITH DJ KHALED OVER EATING PUSSY
RIGHT HERE ON TWITTER WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT
Tag: I’M CRYING
finish him
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IM LAUHGING SO FKN HARD AT THSI
The bath bomb y’all need.
SOULMATE AU WHERE YOUR TATTOO SHOWS THE FIRST THING YOUR SOULMATE THOUGHT WHEN THEY SAW YOU.
EXAMPLES:
“dear lord I want his babies”
“why are they staring at me”
“FANFICTION BLUE EYES”
“they’re wearing socks with sandals that’s disgusting”
“who the hell drinks coffee with a straw”
“i have to think something sexy at them. oh wait did that count. thats so embarassing they better not be my soulmate.”
“leARN TO USE A TURN SIGNAL, MOTHERFUCKER”

