and they conquered the north, finally. get that squared away.
using the ~latest technology~, like Stones. and Bowls
Monkey Fun (??)
and everyone voted so hard the palace caught on fire
so the mongols came over, ready for war, and died in a tornado (actually a typhoon). but they tried again! and had a nice time fighting with the japanese but then died in a tornado (actually a typhoon)
now with Guns ©
so the japanese let the russians build a railroad, supervised by a shitton of soldiers. and when the railroad was finished, they downgraded to a FUCKTON (did i say downgrade i meant upgrade).