striderriere:

• He likes to rave about bands no one’s heard of but him
• He collects weird dead things preserved in various ways  and he originally wanted to be a paleontologist when he grew up 
• He is an amateur photographer and has his own makeshift darkroom
• He has a large internet presence as he runs various humor blogs, websites, and social networking profiles
• He is popular online and has internet fans
• When he found apple juice in his closet he immediately thought to tell John because he thought he would’ve gotten excited about his find
• He is actually terrified of puppets, especially lil Cal
• He is ambidextrous but uses mostly his left hand
• He stutters when he’s nervous and makes frequent typos and freudian slips when upset or flustered in general
• He doesn’t know much about sports
• He likes talking to himself out loud when alone because he finds the sound of his own voice to be soothing
• He gets frustrated when things he’s reading are very involved and wordy
• He was the first to use to use the words “jegus” and “gog” as typos
• He uses “y’all” in conversations
• He had a Hero Complex and believed that he was supposed to defeat Jack Noir and Lord English
• He later rethinks his definition of heroism in the new timeline and admits that he hated the idea of being a hero because his bro was a hero and consequently ruined the idea of heroism for Dave
• He hadn’t slept well after hearing the screams of monsters and ghost dying in space
• He’s the creator of dave_ebubbles
• He thought Jade was someone that needed to be protected until later when he refuses to fight her because he realized that she is more powerful than him
• He did not love Bro but he still idolized him
• He gave up using time travel in the previous timeline partly because of all his deaths in particular when he fought Jack Noir with Jade
• He gets along with davesprite, unlike dirk who doesn’t get along with lil hal
• He considers davesprite and himself as different people, but he still calls himself the “real dave”
• Bro raised him in an abusive environment and Dave was always bitter for getting stuck with a hyper-aggressive lunatic of an adult male guardian
• He believed Bro HATED him
• Bro made him not want to fight and made him fear blood, danger and metal sounds, which ironically his planet is composed of
• He feels most comfortable venting to Dirk about his most intimate issues
• He is easily influenced by John
• He stays level-headed when exposed to general disconcerting things 
• Until he flies off the handle
• He is quite forgetful
• He has trouble facing his own mortality 
• His dream self was said to be awake all along despite him not knowing
• He doesn’t follow any religion 
• He’s technically the first character to be seen speaking as he yelled STOP! when trying to stop a rambunctious crow
• He’s is most likely either bisexual or pansexual 
• He seems to know a lot about the sylladex
• He is good with numbers and investments and knows how to deal with money in general