can you imagine being an old dude running for us senate and finding out that theres an entire massive base of young people who will absolutely enthusiastically advertise your campaign and vote for you purely on the coincidence of you sharing a name with a webcomic character
ive been poking around his campaign site and i actually cant find much information on his platforms at all lmao its a little messy, but a few key points are:
me, lying awake at night: john egbert hated himself. like, he really fucking detested himself. he fucking. wrote all kinds of awful insults on his walls in his sleep and his brain supressed them so bad he didnt even SEE them. he has like. a bajillion unresolved emotional issues but no one seems to talk about them, in canon and in the fandom. everyone is content to paint him as some silly jokester when he’s a) one of, if not THE MOST powerful character and b) horribly depressed. like, he barely left his house in that (admittedly non canonical(?)) snapchat epilogue thingy. he has a really deep and intruiguing character but everyone ignores it and idk why and it makes me.. smad
apparently hussie thinks i’m a lemini,,,,
here i come motherfucker i’m gonna steal ur toblerone you don’t deserve it
i know the sans undertale thing is supposed to be negative but its so funny to me as a naming thing. watch out its taako adventure zone. shit its michael be more chill. keith voltron is here. is that dave homestuck?
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