biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

what do you mean homestuck and undertale aren’t the same thing

people hate this post but for so many different reasons

deep down, we know it as an irrefutable truth, yet we turn a blind eye to the reality, for a hatred burns deep down towards the facts, for reasons we know not

Headcanon Height Chart

4’10”: Nepeta Leijon (147 cm) & Feferi Peixes (148 cm)
4’11”: Latula Pyrope (150 cm)
5’0″: Roxy Lalonde (153 cm) & Mituna Captor (152 cm)
5’1″: Kankri Vantas (156 cm)
5’2″: Aradia Megido (159 cm) & Aranea Serket (157 cm)
5’3″: Jade Harley (160 cm) & Meulin Leijon (160 cm)
5’4″: Terezi Pyrope (164 cm)
5’5″: Jake English (166 cm)
5’6″: Karkat Vantas (167 cm) & Porrim Maryam (169 cm)
5’7″: Jane Crocker (171 cm) & Rufioh Nitram (171 cm)
5’8″: John Egbert (173 cm) & Eridan Ampora (173 cm)
5’9″: Vriska Serket (176 cm)
5’10”: Rose Lalonde (179 cm) & Meenah Peixes (177 cm)
5’11”: Dave Strider (181 cm), Kanaya Maryam (181 cm), & Damara Megido (180 cm)
6’0″: Cronus Ampora (183 cm)
6’1″: Equius Zahhak (185 cm)
6’2″: Dirk Strider (188 cm)
6’3″: Tavros Nitram (190 cm)
6’4″: Horuss Zahhak (194 cm)
6’6″: Sollux Captor (198 cm)
6’7″: Gamzee Makara (201 cm)
6’10”: Kurloz Makara (209 cm)

pyrlspite:

dirkstriders:

dirkstriders:

a lesser-known fact about me is that i have a friend whose little brother is actually fucking named eridan because i suggested that name as a joke when her mom was pregnant a year ago and she legitimately liked the name. every time i go over to that friends house i absolutely burn with shame

i am DEAD fucking serious here

I got a blm pin from someone who named themself eridan at pride (also suggested as a joke by a friend but They Know) so we know for a fact there’s at least 2 people out there named eridan for real