
Tag: guns
I will be the first man to vape out of a Fleshlight
and the last
I literally can’t figure out what this means.
i didn’t even know this could help me. i’m going to shoot the autoimmune disorder out of me
Doctor: you have the flu
Me cocking my gun: like hell I do
me: *neglects my duo lingo app*
The Duolingo Owl:
I love be more chill!! My favorite characters are michael, christine, jeremy, and *squints at smudged handwriting on palm* the squidward.
pics-that-you-think-about-constantly
i’ve never had a toblerone
and you never will
what the fuck
”hmmm i wonder what country this is from,” said not one single person ever
can this dude please do a duet with the oven door people
update: the holy trinity
what the actual fuck
me: please. just pull the trigger. end this.
lil ceasars dude: *pointing the gun at me* pizza pizza?




