@ my fellow gays, use this generator i made to find out what kind of weapon you’re best off wielding on the battlefield!
im not even gonna click it because i too am dagger twink
Bat’leth gf ;))) I checked and it’s deer horn knives so yes please
Dagger femme
Tag: guns

Please stay safe, cubs!
who out there shootin purple deer and bright green foxes that walk on two legs and have big ol toony eyes
His libido.
Gods will
M. A.: “Pap lanes”
YEEHAW
Requested by @marassagirl. @portaltwo, hope you don’t mind!
mnuj:
gays, lend me your strength
I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.
thank you so much.
lesbians, lend me your strength
I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before
I am forever in your debt.
aces, lend me your strength
I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.
I owe you my life.
transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength
i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them
I could never thank you enough.
bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength
Gun
I am eternally grateful.
now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength
You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.
I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.
now,













