M. A.: “Pap lanes”
Tag: gun

Final sabotage
You cant lose if all the other contestants are dead
I will be the first man to vape out of a Fleshlight
and the last
I literally can’t figure out what this means.
i didn’t even know this could help me. i’m going to shoot the autoimmune disorder out of me
Doctor: you have the flu
Me cocking my gun: like hell I do
me: *neglects my duo lingo app*
The Duolingo Owl:
I love be more chill!! My favorite characters are michael, christine, jeremy, and *squints at smudged handwriting on palm* the squidward.
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