The signs as starkid quotes

mcdoon-everyoneelse:

Aries:Oh so you think that you’re better than me because you can read? Well get out of my book store! We don’t like your kind in here anyway.

Taurus:you think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn’t. It just makes them dead.

Gemini:A song is a dick in sheep’s clothing. A song means a dick is on the way

Cancer:God did it to us, damn him to hell.

Leo:I heard Joey Richter cries in the choir room.

Virgo:That is a boss Zefron poster.

Libra:I’m Bruce Man. I mean. I’m Bat Wayne. FUCK!

Scorpio:Thank you sir. I am a tough bitch.

Sagittarius:You are not permitted to touch!

Capricorn:Looks like you guys are up to your old Twix

Aquarius:So, you guys like Star Wars jokes?

Pisces: I did not fuck a tiger!!!

dancinbutterfly:

kc749:

littlereddove:

han-j1:

evilqueenofgallifrey:

so a racist got utterly demolished in less than 30 seconds on the New Zealand morning news on Monday and it’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen

who knew a white guy could be capable of such an iconic response, he knows what’s up and is having none of that shit, every other white guy take notes tbh

I love that he said Pakeha

Can someone write what its being said in this?

Male co-host: We have had a whole heap of feedback regarding
Te Tai Tokerau MP Kelvin Davis’s proposal to institute a prison run on Māori
values into New Zealand. He’s looking at potentially establishing this prison
up north. It isn’t Labour policy just yet, it’s just an idea of Kelvin Davis’s.
And this has been really really divisive on our Facebook page this morning. (sarcastically)
Here I think we have the single greatest email, the single greatest message we
have ever had on breakfast.

(clears throat deliberately) “’Janice’ says: Good morning. I’m
sick of hearing that Māori need different treatment. If they don’t want to live
in our society, then maybe we should put them all on an island and leave them
to it.”

Male co-host: “Janice. That is LITERALLY what happened! That
is the history of our country. Last I checked, Māori WERE on an island, they
were left to it, and then Pākehā (Māori term for white New Zealanders) turned
up and look how that worked out. But thank you very much for that brilliant
insight. Goodness me. Unbelievable. Unbelievable, they actually-“

Female co-host: “Actually, you can’t even get angry, you
just actually need to laugh and then screw it up and put it under the desk.
Just when you thought-“

Male co-host: (mimicking letter) “’Put them all on an
island, leave them to it.’ Yeah. What a great idea that is Janice.

I really need “What a great idea that is, Janice.” to be a meme filled with those stupid complete cognitive dissonance bigoted statements.

everydayatleast:

yo-homeslice:

official-mounds:

official-mounds:

I DID IT

We all know the meme

Well, I went digging further and found the backstory.

It all starts in highschool (or early college)

(for time sake we’ll call blue shirt, girl 1 and the other girl, girl 2.)

Girl one begins to grow feelings for girl two.

She get jealous of the man and decides to become best friends with girl 2

soon girl two grows feeling for girl one

Soon, the time of the meme takes place

She finds out that he cheated on her by finding messages on his phone

A fight breaks out and he hits her

She divorces him after that fight

Back to girl one, She find out and comferts her

They decide to hook up and the relationship goes great

The guy finds a boyfriend

and they all work everything out!

Feel free to add anything if you like

Dude Falsettos looks so good

This comment. I’m.