Tag: GOD

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sadlye:

iwasonceadonut:

sadlye:

iwasonceadonut:

sadlye:

iwasonceadonut:

sadlye:

iwasonceadonut:

7 selfies of 2017 except i also chose only ones other ppl took of me bc i cant be chill ever

@sadlye @philipsgay @know-your-paradoxes @christmasbi @lesbianboostergold @catmaps im lov u

❤️💓❤️💞❤️💗❤️💕❤️💘❤️💝❤️💖❤️💟❤️💗❤️💖❤️💖❤️💝❤️💞❤️💕❤️💓❤️💛💚💙💜💖iconic! goddess! im in love! you’re so cute girlfriend! be my straight wife! but only straight wife because I don’t want your husband Kevin to be mad and then that’ll ruin your marriage and your kids won’t be able to go to soccer practice anymore and then you’ll no longer be a soccer mom which honestly is the only thing going for you babe 😊😊😊 lov u too!

thanks debbie!!!! 😍❤️❣️💗💕💝🤗 hows ur mediocre sex life with your husband or did that finally die like ur marriage

oh Helen you’re so funny 😂😂❤️❤️. Everyone knows me and my husband just came back from a cruise in Europe 😍 and are expecting 👶 and are never happier💏. Imagine that even when I was cruising from Italy 🇮🇹 to France 🇫🇷 I heard that your husband was cheating on you with your babysitter 🤔🤔. How’s that’s going for you sweetie🤗? Remember if you need anything I’m here for you, straight wife 😊❤️💓🤗

Debbie 😳🤧 We didn’t want to tell you 🤭 but those were lies fabricated by your husband 😮because he’s been in love with me ‼️ for five years now 💞💕. So glad for your baby, straight wife🤰🏻!!!! I hope it doesnt take after its mother 🧟‍♀️😨💖🤗

Oh no honey 🍯 😂😂😂 actually. Your husband was cheating on you with my husband 😂😂😂 but my lovely Josh 💗💗💗 confessed to me about how your sinful husband was in love with his 🍆 😳 and I forgave him. and now because we’ve got rid of your sinful ways we’re more honest and in love 😍 ❤️ 💗with each other. Maybe check who told you those lies you’re spewing, maybe it’s an other one of those sinful gays. 😂😂 ofc I’m not homophobic🌈. I love love ❤️❤️❤️ especially me and Josh’s love ❤️❤️❤️ dw our baby will grow up to be the most amazing, kind and genius child, straight wife 🤗❤️💕

Debbie. Deborah. Sweaty. Your husband is gay 😳😳. Remember ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 love is love 🏳️‍🌈 and your husband 🧔🏽 loves men 🗣🗣. And while we’re at it 👀, the entire block knows that your baby 👶🏻 isn’t actually his 🙈🙈. Oh, and thanks 💯 for the cupcakes at the PTA meeting 🍰; my mouth was feeling a little too wet 💦 and they really helped dry that problem RIGHT UP 😩😩

Oh Helen. Helena. Babydoll 😂❤️❤️❤️. The only gay 🌈🌈🌈 here is your husband 🍆 and your slut of a daughter, Macey ✂️😳! Who I saw kissing the Jeffered’s daughter behind the local Walmart 😮😦! Takes after her father I see 😈👀❓Maybe your mouth was dry because of your lies not my amazing cupcakes which were better than your shitty casserole 😊. It didn’t even have pepper, god you’re so white and racist! 😂😂👏👏🤔🤔 The entire block knows that because my baby was sperm implanted due to my husband’s health issues you insensitive bitch! 🚫😔 I’m not a cheater like you 📝 and your sinful family 👀. Much Love, your straight wife🤗❤️

not to break character but tag yourself i’m macey

anyone in this thread smoke weed

millbyers:

no offense but it’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you,,,there’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do,,,I bless the rains down in Africa,,,gonna take some time to do the things we never had,,,,,

tmrixvii:

THE FINAL PAM SENTENCE STARTERS.

  • ❝ I’m gonna turn her into a bloomin’ onion ❞ 

  • ❝ I’m worried because your PC thought that was NASTY ❞

  • ❝ Have you noticed something approaching DAWNING HORROR on the husband’s face? ❞

  • ❝ She looks like a human goldfish cracker ❞

  • ❝ NO, DON’T SMILE ❞

  • ❝ I’m gonna yartz ❞ 

  • ❝ There’s no reason to have a rough face and seven different types of forehead blemishes ❞

  • ❝ Fucking look AT her ❞

  • ❝ I want the middle of his face to just be sort of a ruined wasteland; a blighted hellscape ❞

  • ❝ Look at that just, like, beef steak ❞ 

  • ❝ I can’t interact with objects yet, honey, I haven’t completed the tutorial ❞

  • ❝ I WILL HAVE YOU BABY ❞

  • ❝ Baby enjoy toy; mommy buy for you ❞

  • ❝ ENJOY ENTERTAINMENT BABY ❞

  • ❝ I will take a hammer and FIX the baby ❞

  • ❝ Baby is broken; it’s too SMALL ❞

  • ❝ Superglue baby back to his BIG SIZE ❞

  • ❝ Baby need snack; I give baby snack of cleaner ❞

  • ❝ Clean baby’s tumtum; SCRUBBIESCRINKLEWINKLE ❞

  • ❝ YOU CANNOT SCARE ME BABY HUSBAND ❞

  • ❝ He’s caught in the atoms of the linoleum ❞

  • ❝ FUCK ME RUNNING ❞

  • ❝ Come to me, my Shaunster ❞

  • ❝ Nobody move, I’ve lost both a contact lens and a husband ❞

  • ❝ God forgive me ❞

  • ❝ He cool… He cool, he cool ❞

  • ❝ I DO THIS ❞

  • ❝ Pretty good, IT DOESN’T SEEM ❞

  • ❝ I tell little joke ❞

  • ❝ Next time, you INVITE Pam ❞

  • ❝ Did the dialogue just support your slash fiction? ❞

  • ❝ Uh, Final Pam forget keys; BRB ❞

  • ❝ Okay, I got them, WE COOL ❞

  • ❝ I bet you did not OVERSEE that coming ❞

  • ❝ Hey everybody, it’s me, ROACHIE, your favourite guy ❞

  • ❝ Drink up, Roachie ❞

  • ❝ I have a son; he’s a can of peas ❞

  • ❝ Ask him something only Roachie would know ❞

  • ❝ Guns are just so last year ❞

  • ❝ Roachie, I’ve been meaning to ask you something for a long time now and I just want you to know that you’re the most special bug in the world to me and I can’t imagine exploring the wasteland without you; will you marry me? ❞

  • ❝ He said YES ❞

  • ❝ Nothing, you leave me NOTHING? ❞

  • ❝ I’m gonna be in a deep depression for the next few minutes ❞

  • ❝ It didn’t get noodley though ❞

  • ❝ BABY—

    ATTACK ❞

just music hoe things

amazingbarakat:

– that period of time when a song that just came out has no tabs or sheet music and you feel dead inside

– naming instruments

– singing along to every theme tune of every tv show

– harmonising while everyones singing in the car

– the moment of ‘shit i haven’t practiced in a week and my lesson is today’

– starting christmas songs in fucking august or some shit

– default songs that you absentmindedly play the second your instrument is to hand

– groaning when someone asks you to play but lowkey wanting to

– wanting a better one of your instrument but crying bc money

– feeling guilty about wanting a better one of your instrument bc attachment

– singing while working or cleaning or doing other boring things

– soundtrack is the best part of the movie

– sick to fucking death of c major chord progressions

– sheet music ingrained into your soul after all day rehearsals