remember when he straight up said the n word in a rap song and everyone just let him. remember when danny called being attracted to black women “jungle fever” and everyone just let him. remember when they both do the Funny Racist Asian Man Caricature Voice every other episode and everyone loves it and just lets them
Aquarius: “At age six, I was born without a face.”
Pisces: “I’m gonna fear-barf…as a self-defense mechanism.”
Aries: “I’ll light whoever the fuck I want on fire.”
Taurus: “Hey, Dan. I just shit myself so bad that I sobered up from the opium!”
Gemini: “Suck my nuts, you dickless crawdad.”
Cancer: “Dude, just…just pity laugh, at least.”
Leo: “I am a strong, independent nutsack who don’t need no balls!”
Virgo: “Life is conflict and pain.”
Libra: “I get horny when you get confused.”
Scorpio: “You know what’s really shitty about this game? how fun it is.”
Sagittarius: “My entire life has just been one spicy tit after another.”
Capricorn: “Wow. That’s pretty profound. I actually kinda relate to that.”
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