shannonssoundcheck:

Aries: “Come on make some noise please! Please I’m in the toilet right now but we need to do some Man Research underneath this (inaudible) a funny color!”

Taurus: “I got my nob caught in the clapperboard. When the director yelled ‘Action!’ he got a lot more than he bargained for.”

Gemini: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I DON’T KNOW. I’m very frustrated this morning.”

Cancer: “I mean, look at the way he’s thrusting his giblets!”

Leo: “2-D or not 2-D!”

Virgo: “Poo knows his shit!”

Libra: “So me reckons that you stole the chorus of Song 2 from that Elton John and Kiki Dee classic ‘Don’t Go Breaking My Heart!’ you know ‘WOO HOO’.”

Scorpio: “It’s a beach, a horrible plastic beach. You can’t even order pizza here.”

Sagittarius: “I bought the complete set of the Seven Samurai action figures when we played in New York. I’ve also got a jar full of my old toenails, it really stinks.”

Capricorn: “Am, am I boverred? Am I bovverred though? Does my face look bovvered?”

Aquarius: “I THINK I NEED TO CHANGE MY PANTS RIGHT AFTER THAT ONE.”

Pisces:  “For the unofficial site, if you tell me where the toilet is, you win a slice of quiche!”