FUCK!!!! – senpaimutual

hedgiemuffins:

now that tumblrs pg13 we can only say fuck one more time so we better use it for something good

wait

kin drama

glumshoe:

nemfrog:

A baby and an adult compared as if they were the same size. Using Modern Science. 1951.

Thanks! I hate it.

Source: archive.org

pearls-fey:

friendly reminder that the year I dressed up as Edgeworth for halloween no fewer than 5 people asked me if I was austin powers

Source: capcomm

ultward:

one of my favorite parts of breaking dawn is when jacob loses it after bella tells him she and edward are gonna fuck while she’s still human because jacob is basically screaming “NO!! HE’S GOING TO DICK YOU TO DEATH!!! THAT’S FUCKED UP!!! BELLA HIS PENIS IS TOO STRONG IT’S GOING TO KILL YOU!!! ARE YOU REALLY WILLING TO DIE FOR SOME FUCKING DICK???? OH MY GOD”

cheesepress:

cheesepress:

elon musk said billionaire is a slur and im about to lose my damn mind

im screaming at the top of my lungs

skulldrops:

petintv:

love this egg carton in Detroit: Become Human

Mom said it’s my turn to play the eggs box

Source: simtunes

such-justice-wow:

such-justice-wow:

pranksterselegy:

Super Smash Bros. is looking great

Source: pranksterselegy

flame-cat:

im bout to trigger yalls fight or flight reflexes

“i baked you a pie”

“oh boy! what flavor?”

sylveonce:

unpretty:

gregorydickens:

victorian-sexstache:

unpretty:

son-of-maglor:

fiskeorn:

elkian:

unpretty:

unpretty:

dr-hollands:

unpretty:

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

you heard me

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

kinda, yeah

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

That logo looks familiar.

WHAT

OH MY GOD