THANK YOU APH YOU’RE AN ICON
Tag: august 17
Oh fuck dude happy birth!!! 🎉🎉🎉
i’m an idiot that forgot to answer this on my actual date of birth hdjkghajsgdhg
thank you!!!
BIRTH
BIRTH!!!
icons i share birthdays with:
- robert de niro
- davy crockett
- lil pump (the dude who created Gucci Gang!)
- sean penn
- austin butler (he’s dating Vanessa Hudgens… icon)
- paige (what a wrestling babe)
- jessi smiles
- joyner lucas
- jayy von monroe (we love a botdf legend)
- timothy heller
- belinda carlisle (we got the beat indeed!!!!)
- bryton (the kid from family matters)
- krism (an iconic gamer girlfriend and now wife,,, we love)
- richard, duke of york
I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,” is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW
Honestly, it’s none of your concern!
My sister’s is “You know what? I watched porn instead”. I may use that one.
Mine is “Hey don’t look at me like that! My fucking dog ate it!” -RP
“I’m soooo sorry – I don’t give a shit” YES.
“Hey, fuck you buddy- I didn’t feel like it!” Well, maaaaybe.. 😅
You know what? I don’t give a shit
For the last time, I am filled with existential angst.
“It was far too boring”
Given the month I was born in, this is strikingly accurate
YOU KNOW WHAT BOB? I have a laugh
“It won’t happen again but your expectations are too high”
holy fuck this describes me to a T
i’m 17
I’M FUCKING NORMAL NORMAL. I AM THE POKEMON EQUIVALENT OF MOON MOON AND ALSO THE MOST BORING POKEMON IN EXISTENCE. FUCK MY LIFE.
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