icons i share birthdays with:

  • robert de niro
  • davy crockett
  • lil pump (the dude who created Gucci Gang!)
  • sean penn
  • austin butler (he’s dating Vanessa Hudgens… icon)
  • paige (what a wrestling babe)
  • jessi smiles
  • joyner lucas
  • jayy von monroe (we love a botdf legend)
  • timothy heller
  • belinda carlisle (we got the beat indeed!!!!)
  • bryton (the kid from family matters)
  • krism (an iconic gamer girlfriend and now wife,,, we love)
  • richard, duke of york

lolipidgey:

irlibrottaalfurinn:

litralite:

hey-im-a-ghost:

livfit-livstrong:

i-want-to-be-wonderwoman:

shapeyoursmile:

fatmomsgetfit:

iamrunspired:

fatmomsgetfit:

I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,” is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW

Honestly, it’s none of your concern!

My sister’s is “You know what? I watched porn instead”. I may use that one.

Mine is “Hey don’t look at me like that! My fucking dog ate it!” -RP

“I’m soooo sorry – I don’t give a shit” YES.

“Hey, fuck you buddy- I didn’t feel like it!” Well, maaaaybe.. 😅

You know what? I don’t give a shit

For the last time, I am filled with existential angst.

“It was far too boring”

Given the month I was born in, this is strikingly accurate

YOU KNOW WHAT BOB? I have a laugh

“It won’t happen again but your expectations are too high”
holy fuck this describes me to a T