https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/senpaimutual/163665770687/tumblr_otzqpl1fb71wozmab?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio

voicingtheparadoxes:

(!!! thank you so much~~)

Script by anonymous.
Voiced by @voicingtheparadoxes.

if you guys haven’t checked out my voice acting blog (@voicingtheparadoxes) by now, that’s totally understandable and i will not force you, have a lovely day/afternoon/night

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senorpacman:

senorpacman:

egg

every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg

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paper-mario-wiki:

You would not believe your flies
if ten million fire eyes
lit up the world as I feel asleels.

Cuz they’d fill they fill the open eyes
and leave sockhops everywhere
you’d think me rude but I would just stand and

dance.

I’d like to make myself a fly.
Planet eeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarth
Sloooooooooowlyyyylle.

It’s hard to say that I’d rather
Seal the deal when I’m a 𝕤𝕟𝕒𝕚𝕝.
Cuz everything is never as it
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmees.

Cuz I get a thousand bugs
from ten thousand lightning hugs
as they try to teach me
how to fuck.

a fox trot above my hugs
a sockhop beneath my 𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘
the disco bug is just hanging by a thread

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