HSGKJLHSGJHSKGJ no offense but dodododo…… dodododo…… doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo……….
Tag: asks
Definitely big meme energy. Some of the most powerful meme energy known to man ✨
oh HELLLLLLLLLLL yeah…… that’s what i wanna be known for babey!!!!!!!!
u have,,, big,,, friend energy,,,
i would actually die for your happiness…………
👌
you are my:
(x) mutual (i just realized???? tumblr glitched and unfollowed u??? wtf)
(x) friend
( ) close friend
you intimidate me:
( ) yes
(x) no
do i want to talk more:
(x) yes
( ) no
have i ever had a crush on you:
( ) yes
(x) no
best feature:
( ) @
( ) layout
(x) posts
random
(x) you’re very funny
( ) you’re adorable
( ) i freaked out when you followed me
( ) i feel like i annoy you
(x) i love seeing your posts on my dashboard
( ) you’re so pretty
( ) i love you a lot
(x) you’re so relatable
(x) i’m grateful for you
( ) i wish i could meet you one day
JDKSKRJEN 4 for me, shayne topp, and colin mochrie
DAN YOU’VE BLESSED ME
4: adopt, be adopted by, marry
adopt: shayne only bc i feel like our marriage wouldn’t work out? plus i already have someone i want to marry… platonically tho (plus i could control his dad jokes)
be adopted by: COLIN!!!!!! he has the best dad jokes and he’s so supportive i would absolutely die for him
marry: YOUUUUUUUUUUU i would marry u platonically in a heartbeat. inferno suit and tampon dress……. we’re gonna get maaaaaarried
vera, ur own mother, and markiplier for 5
hkjahkjhgdkh i would cry if i did anything to betray or kill my mother how dare u
5: kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team
kill: i would have to say vera….. she’d kill me first before i even had the chance but it’s between killing her and betraying her and i’d rather just have her out of the way
betray: markiplier, only bc i imagine he wouldn’t take it personally? and if he did it’s not like he’d murder me (like vera)
have on your zombie apocalypse team: while she’s not as strong as mark or ruthless as vera, i have to say my mom bc i DO NOT WISH TO KILL OR BETRAY MY MOTHER. plus she’d make me laugh and we’d have a good time even if we died
I hc you to sound like thomas sanders hot morning voice
holy shit i wish i had a deep nice throaty voice like that
i hc u to sound like husband MATERIAL. mf
we are living in a material world, and i’m husband material girl,,,
(also false but thank u)
3 for bryan dechart, the whole band outkast, and literally satan himself
welcome to Incriminating Starboy, i’m your host, Starboy, and i’m hhhhhhhhhh
3: fuck, take a bullet for, murder
fuck: bryan,,,, even tho it would never happen bc a) i’m p sure he’s getting married Today as we speak, b) i’m asexual, and c) we’re both too awkward to do that shit (probably idk about him but i’m too awkward to even bring it up in passing)
take a bullet for: the whole band outkast….. outkast if ur out there reading this,,,,, i would die for u
murder: *cocks gun* i’m off to shoot the fucking devil boys……….
i hc u to sound like my foTher
take out the trash, son/daughter/child