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excuse my french but, what LE FUCK is clone high

OH THANK GOD I GET TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING I CARE ABOUT BLESS

Clone High is a (sadly) cancelled TV show that only had one season. The show focuses on the concept of historical figures being cloned as high school students and dealing with issues that come with being a teenager, created by Chris Miller and Phil Lord, the dudes behind the first Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, 21 and 22 Jump Street, and The Lego Movie.

The main 5 characters are:

  • Abe (voiced by Will Forte) is the main protagonist of the series. He’s probably the closest to his historical counterpart in that he wants to make Abraham Lincoln proud. He has a crush on Cleo, and Joan has a crush on him. He’s generally incredibly awkward and naive. His best friend is Gandhi and he has a rivalry with JFK.
  • Joan (voiced by Nicole Sullivan) is a clone of Joan of Arc and is one of Abe’s best friends, and his closest confidante. She has a crush on Abe but eventually gets together with JFK after realizing that she doesn’t like the way Abe treats her. She’s also a liberal revolutionist.
  • Gandhi (voiced by Michael McDonald) is a clone of Mahatma Gandhi, and is essentially the most controversial character in the show. He has ADHD and really strives to be like his counterpart, but is also very interested in partying. He’s in a relationship with Marie Curie.
  • JFK (voiced by Chris Miller) is Abe’s on-and-off again rival, and the on-and-off again boyfriend of Cleo. He’s arrogant, sex-crazed, popular, and a jock. He truly cares for Joan as she is, and they start a relationship at the end.
  • Cleo (voiced by Christa Miller) is Abe’s love interest and later girlfriend. She’s self-absorbed, vain, and often mean-spirited, but she does have a softer side – she helps Joan from time to time!

There are also the main antagonists:

  • Principal Scudworth [Dr. Cinnamon J. Scudworth] (voiced by Phil Lord) is the principal of the school, and wants to use the clones as hypothetical attractions for his theme park, Cloney Island. He’s as hilarious as his motives sound.
  • Mr. Butlertron (voiced by Chris Miller) is Scudworth’s robot butler assistant. He calls everyone Wesley. He’s also programmed to be sentient and have emotions. Exciting.
  • The Shadowy Figure (voiced by Bill Lawrence), as well as The Secret Board of Shadowy Figures, are supervisors over the school and the clones. They want to use the clones for a super army. They’re pretty cool. The government is watching you.

highlights include:

  • an entire episode where everyone gets high off of smoking raisins. it’s a musical episode
  • a kiss between abe and gandhi
  • vincent van gogh
  • say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT … “say what.”
  • gandhi and george washington carver (the guy who invented peanut butter) buddy cop movie
  • hot goth girl joan of arc
  • jfk’s gay adopted dads
  • “nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys”
  • marilyn manson teaching you about the food pyramid
  • abe vs. jfk student council president campaign
  • joan and jfk’s entire relationship arc

in conclusion, please watch all 13 episodes they’re hilarious and they’re great

1 32 91 <3

1. The meaning behind your URL? 

32. Have you ever painted your room? i have not, even though my room is in Desperate need of it

91. Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? pushed, no. willingly stepped inside a pool while it was filling up because i couldn’t wait and was an obnoxious 9 year old that ruined my pretty dress, yes

get in my business ❤

hey i agree w your recent post 100%!! the only thing is that with the whole tagging thing even though you used the anti tags it’ll still end up showing up in some cases since the word is in the tag, I’m pretty sure? I could be wrong though and in which case I’m really sorry!! I hope these people start laying off you soon ):

oh! if that’s true, then i completely apologize for it showing up! the tumblr tagging system is super flawed smh

and thank you very much! have a happy halloween and a great day!! ❤

You’re really an idiot . Don’t tag non pedofilic ships in your shit . You’re just insulting real victims doing that. Now I’m going to block you and I hope you’ll grow up some day.

i tagged incestuous and pedophilic ships. sorry for offending you. feel free to block me, and have a nice day! 🙂

(also, i have grown up, i am 18 years old, and i have experienced pedophilia! so there’s also that! tumblr also has a thing where they only allow so many tags on one post which is why i didn’t include as many “ships” as i wanted to! have a nice life!!)

A, b,c ,g ,m

A: What are you being for Halloween this year? – depressed  but no really i think i might either go as Sally from The Nightmare Before Christmas or Alice from Alice in Wonderland, those are really the only two costumes i own nice

B: Favorite costume from past Halloweens? – one year my mom DIYed a fortune teller costume with a plastic bowl and a glowstick and also a big board that i had to hold but it looked really good she’s gr8 with crafts

C: Do you still go trick-or-treating? – unfortunately no, but i’ve put the idea into my mom’s head this year so maybe i’ll go :3c

G: What was your first Halloween costume? – the first one i can remember is fuckin,,,,, Barney. yeah, you know the one, the big ass purple ass dinosaur

M: Any Halloween traditions? – my mom and i usually go to the nearest town and get candy to put in gift bags for the kids we babysit and the kids in our family, and then i get to pick out some of my own candy

ask me abt halloween ❤

Favorite Starkid quote?

too many, strap in kids we’re going in hard today

  • “a song is often a prelude… to a dick. and if you ever have trouble, just remember this song-”
  • the entirety of You’ve Gotta Go
  • honey. i can hear what dogs can hear. i can fly. JACK BAUER CAN FLY.
  • i’m bruce man. shit, i mean bat wayne. FUCK
  • “what’s that name” TIGER FUCKER “NO!”
  • i am woman, hear me SMASH.
  • What are you? Nuts? Beautiful? More like “supermegafoxyawesomehot”!
  • i consider myself to be a very reasonable uptight bitch.
  • oH yOu ThInK yOu’Re BeTtEr ThAn Me JuSt BeCaUsE yOu CaN rEaD? wElL tHeN gEt OuT oF mY bOoKsToRe
  • those are stretch marks. they happen.
  • what the HELL is a HUFFLEPUFF
  • not everyone’s perfect like me. that’s why i’m holding out for a 10. because i’m worth it.
  • Nice try, you’ve got an F on your shirt, dumbass.
  • “you guys. go get snacks- oh shit we barricaded the door”
  • it’s just like, i can’t get her out of my head, and every time i look at her i get these pains in my chest and i just know it’s her fault, that bitch
  • I AM STILL IN A RAGE AND THIS IS STILL THE MADDEST I HAVE EVER BEEN.
  • “i wanna be a modern dancer!” that’s a super weird thing to say that came out of nowhere! 😀
  • i’m sorry but all we can offer you at T.G.I. Fridays is lukewarm service and a forced fun atmosphere!
  • God’s not up here. Only Batman.
  • MuGgLeS hAvE tHeIr PlAcE. mUdBlOoDs HaVe ThEiR pLaCe. AnD sO dO yOuR cLoThEs. NaMeLy, In A dReSsEr!!!
  • you’d think killing people would make people like you… but it doesn’t………… it just makes people dead
  • HE IS LORD. DUCK IS LORD.
  • literally all of sweet tooth’s candy based puns
  • Essentially the entirety of Pays to Be an Animal
  • what is it, snoop dogg? “you’ve got a phone call, mothafucka.”
  • any time that Denise says “i’m your mommy now” in Firebringer
  • FIRESHITTER FIRESHITTER FIRESHITTER
  • but how do i kill the children. i don’t want to hurt them.
  • I’m not dangerous! And I’m also not homeless… anymore.
  • three cheers for captain marvel!
  • Jeff Blim is essentially a goldmine, he’s so good, and yes, this is just a vague @ the scene where he acts out both of Aladdin’s conflicting personalities
  • MOM???? YOU’RE DATING CEDRIC????????
  • I’m just your everyday, working class, blue collar gay guy with a beard.
  • sometimes you accidentally kill your whole family.
  • Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me.
  • we TRUSTED YOU ZAZZALIL!
    • who the fuck are you
  • anything that Smelly-Balls says. Comedy gold.
  • drop the attitude harry potter. you’re acting like Garfield on a Monday.
    • Darren: >:o
  • I once had a flirtatious relationship with a stack of hay, but that was kinda strange because that stack of hay was my cousin.
    • a horse ate my cousin. me and horses got a feud.
  • that thing is an R-O-B-O-T
    • you can’t fool me with numbers, Krayonder
  • you could go next door and see something professional, we wouldn’t blame you a bit, sitting through this oreSHIT