“Into the darkness, I yell ‘fuck!’”
“I disguise myself as their God”
“We’ve got a lot of bling and a cursed horn. The sky’s the limit.”
“Are you finished running for congress out there?”
“I sink into the earth and pretend I’m going down a flight of stairs”
Grog head butting a giant
“We’re not posing as a married couple”
“You ugly! -clap- You ugly! -clap- Yo mamma says you ugly! -clap clap-”
Ancient Egyptians were using
20-sided die as early as 200 BCE. Source
i cant believe ancient egyptians were FUCKING NERDS
imagine ancient egyptian d&d tho
“You have crossed into the underworld and have encountered Anubis. You give him your heart to weigh.”
“I roll to Bluff.”
“You want to bluff Anubis? You can’t bluff Anubis, he’s a god, he has a godly Sense Motive check.”
“I want to bluff the scales.”
“…you want. To bluff. The scales.”
“Yup.”
“…you know what? I’ll allow it.”
“HA! Nat 20!”
“The scales, for some fucking reason, think your heart is lighter than the feather. Anubis is pretty sure you’re bullshitting him but you know what? Anubis has had a long day. Anubis is not gonna question the scales. You’re in.”
she is in romo with a rabbit because he makes her laugh and aside from using her looks to get things out of people she literally never once shows interest in anything or anyone sexually through the entire movie and is clearly appalled when anyone makes advances towards her like there is canonical evidence that jessica rabbit from the classic motion picture who framed rogger rabbit is an asexual character
I am here as fuck for this. Jessica Rabbit for new asexual icon.
“She can’t be asexual because she’s hot tho”
“I can only see her as a sexual object so I can’t imagine her not wanting to have sex with me.”
I’ve always remembered the line “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way” as Jessica’s admission that while sexualized, she isn’t inherently a sexual entity.
I mean hell, literally, her line before is “You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.”, to which Eddie responds; “You don’t know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.”
I think that’s pretty damning evidence to her asexuality. The whole plot point with Jessica is how everyone is either convinced she’s sleeping with every human and toon around, or why does she stay faithful to Roger.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit does a great job at satirizing Hollywood/American culture and ideals when it comes to appearances. It also does a great job at hiding some really well thought out challenges to how we look at others in plain sight.
I completely believe that Jessica Rabbit is an asexual romantic (hetero/bi/pan/etc not sure, and to be honest, I don’t know if that part is important, as she’s married to the toon she loves).
I LOVE this headcanon ❤
This is important!
This headcanon is just so perfect I had to draw it
senpaimutual 