WHAT THE FUCK IS PSAT

takumochi:

ok lets get it in a nice neat list:

  • drilling to 69 ft for that good oil™
  • the universe is a swarm of bees
  • ^^^ also a stick man
  • artisan discourse
  • if you dont hand roll ur bagels or boil them in a kettle ur a fake
  • lasers… more lasers
  • don juan ribero wont take paulinas money or her grandchild
  • “talent,,,, not money”
  • grandchild in response just stands in front of where he works
  • why cant i use a calculator in the english section???? ?
  • nO CHANGE
  • angle dab
  • $45 meat n veggies
  • t h e  l i v i n g  b o s s e s
  • local gulf toadfish is triggered by dolphin pops
  • silver tree = maple tree,,, rb for tree equality
  • pop pop pop
  • comic, romantic, and gritty train station announcer voice or bust
  • more. so much more u cant fit it in the entirety of the stickman

tl;dr a mess

The Signs as the PSAT

aries: s t i c k m a n
taurus: artisan? plz
gemini: talentless photographer
cancer: lasers lasers LASERS
leo: eavesdropping dolphin smh
virgo: energy making energy making energy
libra: tttransit announcer
scorpio: digging 69 feet for oil 😉
sagittarius: living boss sponge
capricorn: a toadfish mating call
aquarius: pop pop
pisces: DAB