Aries: “Now I’m just imaging Gus on his honeymoon, laying naked his bed while eating fried chicken.”
Taurus: “Your mother’s a WHORE.”
Gemini: “I went outside and got fucked in my ass!”
Cancer: “Be a wuss? You fucking built a fucking bitch ladder to the sky!”
Leo: “Don’t bring a sword to a bachelor party.”
Virgo: “WHERE’S THE FUCKING HEART?!”
Libra: “I can be your favorite boy if you want.”
Scorpio: “You guys are the best!… except YOU! YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF!”
Sagittarius: “Showoff, asshole. Fucking run around, whip your dick out, twirl it over your head.”
Capricorn: “I don’t have an education high enough to qualify me to beat this fucking thing. I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL, OKAY?”
Aquarius: “Your objective is to fuck up bitches, bitch #1.”
Pisces: “FAaiiISH!”