
What’s your android model #?
- Take your birth year (eg 1992)
- Multiply it by your birth month (1992 x 09 = 17928)
- Then divide by your birth day (17928 / 18 = 996)
- Then take the first letter of your first name (eg A)
- The second letter of your middle name (eg R)
- And then put it all together!
I got AR996! 🙂
I have DH1145– it sounds cool
coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion
what’s graped soda
it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sun. the only form of life….
where did it come from? where did it go? who… will guide us into the sunset once the sun starts to set…?
all those questions… answered. And. answered. on today’s show.
hi. i’m neil…. nnnneilsen. and welcome to:
S U N L I G H T .
(the greatest invention.)
todAY, we will be exploring how the sun interacts with our warm….. coarse Bodies.
and WHy. it makes………. the soil……………….
hot.
today wewibewilw we will be. Looking. at the sun.
Up.
Left. Right.
Down.
many angles of the sUn. have you ever thought to yourself…. “WoW, iT sUrE iS bRiGhT.”
y̹̯͈ͮ̆̏̇̅̅̀͞ ̶̻̘̙̲͈́͗͌͋ͤͮ̕͜ǫ̷͖̲̂̂̈̈͂̾ ͗͌̑̄̂҉̭ṵͪ̔̒̄̉ ͨ̄̍͂ͯͦ̚҉̳̭̟͍͘̕‘ͮ̄ͩ̇͆͏̼̻̳̠̻̰̙̺͈́ ̧̙̖̓̏r̵̸͒̽̔̊̓̚͏͖̹̼̱̗̮͇̭ ̳̱͔̥͙͙̍ͤ͐̈ͮ͑͡e̸̳͙̱͍ͥͬ͐̇͗̀̽̍́͝ ͔͓͉̪̤͉͍͇̻̒ͩ̈͊̇͊ͨͧ̈ ̏̌̾ͦ̅̓̅͛҉̹̻̱̣͔̺ͅͅD͓̍ͤͤ͋͆ͫͩͯ͝ ̸͔͓͈̹̬̯̌̓̐͂̏̐̄̎͟͡A̙̙̳̙̰̱̤̼̎ͫ̿͘͢ ͊ͭ҉̶̯̲̮̲̹͓M͖̞̱̲̜͕̖̰͔̌̅̒ͣ͋̈́ͫ ͬͦͨͪ̂̋҉͕̩̀N̶̢̝͙̘̰͔͐͋ͭͤ̓̆͒͐͂͟ ̛̰͎̥̤͚̫̟̞̑͗̎̈͑̀ ͎̬̩̎͒r͈̥̤̼̾ͤ́ͨ͢ ̴͎̳̤͓̘͚͎̱̏͒͌̈́͑ͮ͊̀i̔̍͑̈́̋̐͋ͨ͗҉͈͎͖̝͍ ͓̗̫̺͓̪͉͎̞̐̑ͮ̔͊̇̏̓͜͜g̠ͦͤ̔͛ ̭̫̩̜̩͎̽̊͑ͩ͒͐͠h̸̬̖̹͓̘̑ͬͩͫ̎̋̄̅ ͪ͌̿҉̯͍͙͎̮͉̪ṫ̪̳̫͙̦͑ͭͧ̆͋̌͑ ̶̳̫̪̌̽ͥ̾ͦͭ͠ ͫ̔̽ͥ̚҉̡̙̖̺̺̼͔͉̫͠i͙̗͖̥ͦ̽ͣ͛̓̓̾̒͡͡ ͎̻̫̂̅ͭ͊̊͒̚͟t̮̖͎ͭ̃̐͂̆ͥ͟ ̥͍̞̼̻̝̾̓̀ͮ̀̕͞ͅ ̛̳͍͕̭̤̻̯̻̽̆̓̏i̛̥͇͍͖͔̫̯̎̌̎ ̢̝̠͎̲̺͎̥̎ͨṣ̶̶̠͚̰͛̉͠ ̹̻͚̹̌̒̈́ͨ̚͠.̣̈̓̾ͯͤͯͫ̊́
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YouTube: recommends me shitty cringe videos
Me:
Can you imagine how fuckong nuts straight people would go if they had the ability to hear ABBA’s dancing queen the way gay people do
Mr Brightside
the implication that mr brightside belongs to the straights is the foulest and most horrible thing i’ve ever been forced to read in my life
So sorry that you’re mentally ill :(
me too bitch damn
do kids these days know abt numa numa
do kids these days know about aqua’s “barbie girl”
do kids there days know about CRAZY FROG



