senpaimutual

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas

double jointed

what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas

dead

drugs kill, kids

scanalan:

prettydoddleoddle:

I want emo versions of idioms

Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”

You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life

wlwglimmer:

she-ra trans lesbian icon!!

Source: wlwglimmer

garashirs:

garashirs:

the only genuinely funny people on this bitch of an earth are either eldest siblings, people with bastard dads, or gays

if you’re all three, you’re more powerful than any of the rest of us will ever be

damaramegido:

i-am-a-fish:

everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff

hey op real quick what the Actual fuck

viewtiful-kim:

accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

NPC Energy

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

lol-post:

Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.

I’m laughing so fucking hard

snotferret:

visavee:

fuck-eater:

cubiclelifestyle:

♪ Hello baby, I can’t lang ♫
♬ I have gervus, of you say ♪
♫ Oh oh wha say FREAKIN’ way ♬
♪ Sorry out here kinda Bey ♫

I’m bopping

hypermodernism?

Source: cubiclelifestyle

comehomecharlie:

amnestylodge:

hey. how pure are you. (i got 16)

Lmaooooo