senpaimutual

trans-giles:

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

weirdmageddon:

ohgayassu:

weirdmageddon:

me whenever i see jojo siwa in search results when i just want jojos bizarre adventure content

I mean you right

but also you’re a fool if you dont think she’s an actual JoJo created by the government to be a super soldier.

Just look at this absolute unit

Siwa be on nerdy nummies like

mother2:

hegurgurk:

Fuck dude! I’m purble

elllayelich:

me at 2am after finishing a bottle of wine

biconicniams:

me platonically: hello my darling dearest, love of my life, fire of my loins, i missed you today! did you know i love you and that my heart will never stop beating for you and you alone? i would go to the ends of the earth to make sure that you are taken care of at all times and i would kill anyone that got in my way.

me romantically: sup bitch!

relahvant:

beefmilk2:

you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you

what do

gahdamnpunk:

She didn’t have to flex this hard 😤😤

Source: gahdamnpunk

thighschool:

god at the gates of heaven reading out to me what my life could have been like if i’d got my shit together

Source: pleatedjeans

fungoidfred:

fungoidfred:

i fucking love this thumbnail

llonelyrollingstarr:

mean-bean-machines:

concept: all normal checkouts are replaced with self-checkouts but instead of losing their jobs the cashiers now get to sit on top of lifeguard chairs and periodically throw wine glasses at me like dracula while i buy my goods

what is a customer? a miserable little pile of coupons

Fuck dude! I’m purble