smirksandboots:

know-your-paradoxes:

in the canon of Avril Lavigne’s hit song “Sk8r Boi”, the boy is the one who wrote the song

and it’s meant to represent Avril’s real life relationship with Chad Kroeger

ergo in the lore, the lead singer of Nickelback wrote this song

called himself a Sk8r Boi

and he wrote an entire song about a girl he used to date that broke up with him

and made his wife/girlfriend at the time sing it

that’s cold, Nickelback

in the lore

hustlerose:

me trying to get people to listen to lemon demon: it’s kinda like devo but way weirder and sometimes it’s about computers.. no wait hear me out. ok so like…… imagine “Cyber Polka Synth Metal” but it sounds really good. no lemme try again. you knwo the potter puppet pals guy?