im going to lose my fucking shit over this tweet nothing will ever live up to this
‘cannibalize the rich’ is a legitimate political platform
i know this was a post advocating cannibalism but merlin’s beard i just witnessed a murder
Happy Junkoween motherfuckers
I’m gonna stick my DICK in a pumpkin
i think the hip new trans thing to do should be choosing as inconvenient a name as possible. like, you have a sibling of the same gender? choose their name. choose ur parent’s name. choose ur pet’s name. choose ur best friend’s name. make ur name a common noun (that isn’t already a name like lane is). call urself “chair.” open the dictionary to a random page and point, now That’s ur name. have a different name for each day of the week
Good morning I’m Swim and I’m here to be fucking nuisance
whats up my name is nineteen i’m nineteen years old and i never learned how to read
SHUT THE FUCK UP
where were you when Nintendo ended homophobia in 2000 with Paper Mario
soft asks:
- cherry – what is your sexuality?
- lollipop – favorite makeup products?
- daydreams – if you could be anything or anyone, who would you be?
- october – what month were you born in?
- caress – do you like to snuggle?
- ivory – describe your pajamas?
- golden – favorite stationary product?
- freckles – most-worn article of clothing?
- twilight – best friend?
- silk – do you like k-pop?
- poppy – favorite pastel color?
- dimples – most attractive features of a person’s face?
- sunkissed – autumn or spring?
- buttery – favorite snack?
- whisper – how much sleep do you get?
- pencil – do you own a journal?
- cupcake – are you a good cook?
- honey – favorite term of endearment?
- clouds – describe one of your favorite dreams?
- velvet – who was your first crush?
- paper – favorite children’s book?
- peaches – do you have a skincare routine?
- mochi – favorite studio ghibli film?
- backyard – did you ever have an imaginary friend?
- strawberry – favorite fruit?
- kiss – have you ever kissed a friend?,
- nightlight – do you read before bed?
- shampoo – favorite scent?
- skin – what distant relative are you closest to?
- aphrodite – favorite actress/actor?
- cuddles – do you have any pets?
- lace – if you own any dresses, which is your favorite?
- sheets – sanrio or san-x characters?
- cream – frozen yogurt flavor?
- watermelon – do films ever make you cry?
- sapphos – favorite poet?
- plush – how many stuffed animals do you still own?
- roses – what flower do you find most beautiful?
- sweetheart – favorite mug/cup?
- sunset – what are your pronouns?
senpaimutual 