
The end of May mood

Once you graduate you turn into communist Mario
I completely forgot what McDonald’s was
some kid just skateboarded down my street crying
Brb I’m learning this.
I love haim
who is she? does she have a contract? she got bars
some nerd: hey whats your fursona
me:
some nerd: holy fuck shit
Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle
I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..
I walked downstairs just in time to witness this amazing scene:
My brother (the DM): The figure pulls off their helmet to reveal a familiar face
*dramatic pause as he clicks something on his laptop*
My brother: Vriska.
*Megalovania stars playing*
Other player: What????
Moon or sun? Lake or ocean? Roses or tulips? Beaches or mountains? Thunderstorms or hurricanes? Sweets or chocolate? Constellations or galaxies? Morning or night? Winter or summer?
you: codsworth :)))
me, an intellectual:
oh, i’m sorry, did you mean: