JDKSKRJEN 4 for me, shayne topp, and colin mochrie

DAN YOU’VE BLESSED ME

4: adopt, be adopted by, marry

adopt: shayne only bc i feel like our marriage wouldn’t work out? plus i already have someone i want to marry… platonically tho (plus i could control his dad jokes)

be adopted by: COLIN!!!!!! he has the best dad jokes and he’s so supportive i would absolutely die for him

marry: YOUUUUUUUUUUU i would marry u platonically in a heartbeat. inferno suit and tampon dress……. we’re gonna get maaaaaarried

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vera, ur own mother, and markiplier for 5

hkjahkjhgdkh i would cry if i did anything to betray or kill my mother how dare u

5: kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team

kill: i would have to say vera….. she’d kill me first before i even had the chance but it’s between killing her and betraying her and i’d rather just have her out of the way

betray: markiplier, only bc i imagine he wouldn’t take it personally? and if he did it’s not like he’d murder me (like vera)

have on your zombie apocalypse team: while she’s not as strong as mark or ruthless as vera, i have to say my mom bc i DO NOT WISH TO KILL OR BETRAY MY MOTHER. plus she’d make me laugh and we’d have a good time even if we died

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3 for bryan dechart, the whole band outkast, and literally satan himself

welcome to Incriminating Starboy, i’m your host, Starboy, and i’m hhhhhhhhhh

3: fuck, take a bullet for, murder

fuck: bryan,,,, even tho it would never happen bc a) i’m p sure he’s getting married Today as we speak, b) i’m asexual, and c) we’re both too awkward to do that shit (probably idk about him but i’m too awkward to even bring it up in passing)

take a bullet for: the whole band outkast….. outkast if ur out there reading this,,,,, i would die for u

murder: *cocks gun* i’m off to shoot the fucking devil boys……….

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