good ending: tumblr publicly retracts ban, establishes decent monitoring system
bad ending: tumblr creates ‘dark tumblr’ solely for adult content, fizzles out after less than six months
normal ending: tumblr eventually silently abandons this initiative and the status quo is maintained
the-awesomeness-of-randomness:
*tumblr staff* I’LL TAKE A HAMMER AND FIX THE WEBSITE
*tumblr staff* WEBSITE NEEDS SNACK… OF PORN BOTS
*tumblr staff after a shitty update*I DO THIS
HOW DOES YOUR TUMBLR APP GO? PRETTY GOOD IT DOESN’T SEEM
I SUPER GLUE TUMBLR BACK TO GOOD SITE
now that tumblrs pg13 we can only say fuck one more time so we better use it for something good
wait
i was just wondering if this had faded into the background noise of the internet yet, but nope, still very much here
i really don’t want to be an active twitter user. that sounds like hell. twitter is just heterosexual tumblr and it has less features
I love how their post says “A better, more positive Tumblr” as if female nipples are what’s ruining the experience on this website and not bullies, racists, homophobes and actual nazis
and as if objectifying and sexualizing feminine anatomy as pornographic in-itself, independent of context, ain’t the exact same sexist shit that they claim to be trying to put an end to.
Results so far
ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period

Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them
This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.
Actually tumblr all my content is sensitive I have a lot of feelings





